AParr728: lem - o

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Auto response from Lem728: Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese? Taken together, that excess blubber could fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon.
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AParr728: Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Episode#: 58
Production#: 8F22
Writer: Jay Kogen & Wallace Wolordarsky
Director: Jim Reardon
Original Airdate: 07/05/1992
Also Starring: Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor, Maggie Roswell, Marcia Wallace


AParr728: quote by Kent Brockman
Lem728: thats very good

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Auto response from Lem728: I am idle
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AParr728: koo koo
Lem728: whats shakin
AParr728: bacon
Lem728: pizza hut
AParr728: hey andrea
AParr728: i mailed off a large package with
AParr728: just a couple of things in it
Lem728: excellent
AParr728: the power thing
Lem728: large package= good
AParr728: and a jar of hot sauce
Lem728: if you mail another package, would you ask mom if she'd make me some puppy chow???
Lem728: i love that stuff
AParr728: i had to use newspaper, so there is some settling
AParr728: i threw in a couple of cereal boxes because theyy didnt make it into recycling today
Lem728: haha okay
AParr728: how did a2 do on her test today
Lem728: okay, i think
Lem728: she said she didnt fail ....
AParr728: it kind of looked like she thought she should have been studying last weekend
Lem728: but that it was hard and not a lot of people did well either
Lem728: yeah, she said she studied enough by the end though]
AParr728: michaels cutting and taping his way to Harvard, he thinks
Lem728: haha
Lem728: 'this is insane'
Lem728: 'this is pointless'
AParr728: he has a big pile of paper bits nbext to him
Lem728: hahah
Lem728: use a trash can dude
AParr728: i can find the source of your away messages by copying them and pasting in google search
AParr728: earlier was apoem by ts eliot
Lem728: yes it was
AParr728: woo hoo
Lem728: what if i put up an original quote?
AParr728: that would be problematic
Lem728: i win.
AParr728: we are trying to find room for a pool table, but there's no space unless david moves into the bird room, and then theres no bunk bed for you, so it may not work
Lem728: HM
Lem728: he's not sleeping on my futon!
AParr728: mom says it would work, but thers no room to hold the cue
Lem728: then it smells dirty like boy
Lem728: put the cues int he hallway iwth the old board games
AParr728: no he couldnt sleep with the bird noise
AParr728: futon = bf2
Lem728: bf2?
AParr728: booger farm number two
Lem728: take down the shelf in the basement.... that woudl make a lot of room
Lem728: or get a board and have him sleep on top of the pool table
AParr728: time for nitey nite
AParr728: mike sez "i want to sleep"
Lem728: hahah
Lem728: tell him sleep is for kirkwood community college graduates
Lem728: harvard never sleeps
Lem728: neither does stanford
Lem728: not even BROWN sleeps
AParr728: you said "brown"
Lem728: yep
Lem728: you said 'i'm dirty'
AParr728: this is going straight to blog
AParr728: boo ha ha
Lem728: sweet
Lem728: house of lem 2003
AParr728: nope same old house of lem. now available vis google