AndreaNineToes returned at 10:06:59 PM.
AndreaNineToes: hi dad
AParr728: Wht aren't you partying like its 1999?
AParr728: I just got home from work
AndreaNineToes: I just got home from work
AndreaNineToes: and its 2004
AParr728: touche
AndreaNineToes: so there
AndreaNineToes: where's my i pod
AndreaNineToes: ;-)
AParr728: did you bring home a sack of bagels
AndreaNineToes: nope
AndreaNineToes: we ran out of all the flavors today except cinnamon crunch
AndreaNineToes: and then we donated the rest
AParr728: No but there is justice in the world! Today I got a check for $13 as part of a settlement against the record industry for price fixing. Millions of honest Americans now have their $13 settlement money to buy blank CDs to burn bootleg albums
AndreaNineToes: wow
AndreaNineToes: neato
AParr728: mom just went to bed so its time to turn off BetaBrite
AndreaNineToes: okaay

AndreaNineToes returned at 8:47:11 PM.
AndreaNineToes: whaddaya want
AndreaNineToes: i just left to do homework consarn it
AndreaNineToes: : P
AParr728: its me the dirty man
AndreaNineToes: i know
AParr728: moms on her way back
AndreaNineToes: did they find out whats wrong?
AndreaNineToes: well thats good at least
AParr728: i dont type very fast
AParr728: David is better tham me
AParr728: I'd have Michael type for me
AndreaNineToes: ha
AParr728: but hed'd embellish
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: yah
AParr728: he drove the Camry today
AParr728: Ha Ha
AndreaNineToes: zxfk jglkagj;grh;iqjtb
AndreaNineToes: probably stunk it up with his farts
AParr728: he must have smelled like a spring bouquet of girly flowers
AndreaNineToes: ewww
AndreaNineToes: probably ... not
AndreaNineToes: when do i get my i pod
AParr728: i used the smoke killer deodorizer kind of heavy on it
AParr728: I pod?
AndreaNineToes: mom says i get one
AParr728: I want a new living room computer
AndreaNineToes: no you dont
AndreaNineToes: ours works fine
AndreaNineToes: you'll use mine in there during the summer anyway
AParr728: too slow, needs usb ports
AndreaNineToes: i need an ipod more
AndreaNineToes: mom says i get it with the car
AndreaNineToes: so we can keep the tape deck in
AParr728: fine, we'll make small monthly payments
AndreaNineToes: instead of buying me a cd player
AndreaNineToes: you're lucky
AParr728: you need accessories, like the base and handy carrying case
AndreaNineToes: no i dont
AndreaNineToes: i need the computer connector and the tape player connector
AParr728: base god for recharging and transfer of files
AndreaNineToes: and i want it engraved for free
AndreaNineToes: 'cause i'm andrea
AParr728: ipod also will hold digital pictures from moms camera
AndreaNineToes: sweeet
AndreaNineToes: and play games
AndreaNineToes: i know its awesome
AParr728: better than a big memory stick
AndreaNineToes: i'm preparing my audio files
AndreaNineToes: but i gotta get it before i get the car so i can have ita ll set up before i drive
AParr728: The car is kind of big
AParr728: bifgger than a corolla
AndreaNineToes: well yeah
AndreaNineToes: its like a grandma car
AParr728: more power
AndreaNineToes: so i gotta have a good sound system
AParr728: must not exceed 140 mph
AndreaNineToes: good groupo
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: okay i'll try not to
AParr728: but may have original speakers
AParr728: may be easy to blow if volume too loud
AParr728: we'll get new speakers if these blow out
AndreaNineToes: right
AParr728: it should be easy to swap out
AndreaNineToes: i think mom said you shoudl get my i pod right now and send it to me
AParr728: nu uh
AndreaNineToes: :-)
AndreaNineToes: andrea dell's sister got one for christmas this year and she says they're cheaper to buy online
AndreaNineToes: like off their website
AParr728: not if Harney finds $500 worth of repairs
AParr728: If its clean, r=then OK
AParr728: but i suspect that there will be repairs needed
AParr728: same proice online, but with apple you can make small monthly payments
AndreaNineToes: why would harney look at my ipod?
AParr728: I';ll bet mom says thats your birthday if you f=get it early
AndreaNineToes: i'm confused
AParr728: the Camry has never been looked at by a mechanic
AParr728: we bought it because it was shiny
AndreaNineToes: oh i see
AndreaNineToes: well thats good
AndreaNineToes: i like shiny
AndreaNineToes: my car i sNOT shiny
AndreaNineToes: after michael whined so much about my stickers, the weekend before he comes i'm stripping my car naked
AndreaNineToes: i'm getting that glue remover and taking off every single sticker
AndreaNineToes: and every single decoration and the bike rack
AParr728: we had to buy it because when we were looking at it I tried to straighten up the antenna, and it broke off.
AndreaNineToes: and all my stuff all he gets is the jumper cables so there
AndreaNineToes: hahahah
AndreaNineToes: i'm putting that in my profile
AParr728: So Today i got a new one with a spring at the base so if it gets hit it goes wannngggg
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: ooooooooo
AndreaNineToes: do i get neon lights too : P
AParr728: I think that the car was owned by someone who lived in the country
AParr728: It looks like it was in a hail storm and they actually paid to have the dents popped out
AParr728: or something
AndreaNineToes: huh
AndreaNineToes: i just want my car
AndreaNineToes: and my ipod
AParr728: there was some mud that I found when cleasning it up and it just looked like a country car not a city car
AndreaNineToes: gotta get the ipod first
AParr728: what is this ipod thing
AndreaNineToes: gotta prime it so i dont have to mess with it while i'm driving
AndreaNineToes: my car has gravel dents all over it and we dont live in the country
AParr728: fisrt you need good music, then you nbeed something to play it on
AndreaNineToes: i just took that road to school every day
AndreaNineToes: i have good music
AndreaNineToes: 600 songs of it
AParr728: do you ghave any gfood music?
AParr728: I'll buy you an Ipod if you canb answer this question
AParr728: Who was Rice Miller?
AParr728: His stage name, that is
AParr728: If this you know,m then you have earned your Ipod
AndreaNineToes: Rice Miller was the singularly the most individual and creative of the Chicago blues harp players.
AParr728: His name?
AParr728: times up - you lose!
AndreaNineToes: Sonny Boy Williamson II
AParr728: missed that one by a few seconds
AParr728: David says Ha Ha
AParr728: Tonight Peanut passed gas on me
AndreaNineToes: i'm sorry andrea dell was talking to me
AndreaNineToes: about dr phil
AndreaNineToes: thats gross
AParr728: then I fought fire with fire
AParr728: she was weak, she got up and left
AndreaNineToes: ahah
AndreaNineToes: so anyway i claim interference
AndreaNineToes: can i get a bonus question?
AParr728: mckinley morganfield
AParr728: 10 seconds
AndreaNineToes: i have a song of rice miller's on my computer
AndreaNineToes: hold onnnnn i'm still typing
AndreaNineToes: muddy waters
AParr728: Mom should be home by 11PM'
AParr728: I think she was a little worried that it would take more than one day
AndreaNineToes: you changed the subject
AParr728: that why they call me the dirty man
AParr728: the new aim is supposed to have video connection
AndreaNineToes: ooo
AndreaNineToes: i havent downloaded it yet
AParr728: does yours have that or do you use dead aim'AParr728: are ytou going yto be in the study?
AndreaNineToes: i use dead aim
AndreaNineToes: i'll probably download it eventually
AParr728: $200 for a couple hours work'
AndreaNineToes: what study?
AndreaNineToes: yah
AndreaNineToes: mom signed me up
AParr728: blood and pushing buttons'
AndreaNineToes: during summer break
AndreaNineToes: i was GOING to study
AParr728: march
AndreaNineToes: but then you came onl ine
AndreaNineToes: : P
AParr728: I'm using mine to help get a new living room computer
AParr728: so i'll give the old one to grandma p
AParr728: it will run her games better
AndreaNineToes: ahah
AndreaNineToes: yes
AParr728: mom david and michael i think
AndreaNineToes: did you sell my trombone yet?
AndreaNineToes: net $1000
AndreaNineToes: net for the study, not for hte trombone
AndreaNineToes: sellt he trombone and get me an ipod
AParr728: yes - I bought a trampoline for the back yard
AndreaNineToes: no you didnt
AndreaNineToes: mom wouldnt allow it like ever
AParr728: its for me only
AParr728: I put on quite a show for the neighbor kids
AParr728: I wear the wrestling mask
AParr728: time for important study - I must go now
AParr728: to review pharmacy journals
AndreaNineToes: whateva
AndreaNineToes: you didnt
AParr728: ha ha - no trampoline - I fooled you
AndreaNineToes: okay i have to study for my class for tomorrow
AndreaNineToes: no you didnt i already asked mom
AParr728: bi
AndreaNineToes: if i coudl have one
AndreaNineToes: and she said never you'll break your neck
AndreaNineToes: sot here
AndreaNineToes: okay byeeee

PAR0TT: Came out rapping when I was born
Mom said rock it 'til the break of dawn
AndreaNineToes: michael
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: puttin bodies in motion 'cause i've got the notion
like roy cromier with the coconut lotion
PAR0TT: Puttin bodies in motion cause I got the notion
Like Roy Cormier with the coconut lotion
AndreaNineToes: ha
AndreaNineToes: i won
PAR0TT: its me the dirrty man
PAR0TT: i type sloo
PAR0TT: ha ha you lose
PAR0TT: michaels class mates are on channel 18 public access
PAR0TT: hes talking to Ben about it
AndreaNineToes: : P
AndreaNineToes: really?
AndreaNineToes: woah
AndreaNineToes: what're you doing as PaR0t
PAR0TT: micjael uses the headphone with the wireless phone to talk to Ben every nite from 9PM to midnight
PAR0TT: its on so i used it.
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: nice phone bill
AndreaNineToes: i remember that from break when i was home
PAR0TT: moms looking at a car for you tomorrow
AndreaNineToes: and he would talk about nothing
PAR0TT: you'll LOVE it
AndreaNineToes: his homework takes 5x longer 'cause he's on the phone
AndreaNineToes: AAAA
AndreaNineToes: what kind?!!?
PAR0TT: TC
PAR0TT: DX
PAR0TT: 96
PAR0TT: AC
PAR0TT: airbag
PAR0TT: 100K
PAR0TT: there's only one hitch in this little tableau
PAR0TT: its WHITE
PAR0TT: boo ha ha
AndreaNineToes: AAAAAAAAAaa
AndreaNineToes: i'm excited
AndreaNineToes: i was just talking about how i need a new car
AndreaNineToes: mine's fallign apart
PAR0TT: ya but they want 4300 dollars
AndreaNineToes: the rust over the tire wells is really bad
AndreaNineToes: like its holes
PAR0TT: maybe too much
AndreaNineToes: and the dashboard is crumbling
AndreaNineToes: hmmm
PAR0TT: ya i know
PAR0TT: best buy threw out the screws when they put in the stereo
AndreaNineToes: hah i know
AndreaNineToes: and that thing you put in there to make space, only works sometimes
AndreaNineToes: sometimes it sticks
PAR0TT: its just rolled up duct tape
PAR0TT: the little firecracker worked best,
PAR0TT: but I thought it would be a fire hazard
PAR0TT: to use it as a spacer
PAR0TT: Mike P with the master plan
Ooh my my and thank you ma'am
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: etc
PAR0TT: so moms checking out the car
PAR0TT: then when she drives mike to indiana in march for the tour of colleges
PAR0TT: she'll stop by Butler and swap cars.
AndreaNineToes: yessss
AndreaNineToes: good
PAR0TT: He'll drive home in his new bomb
AndreaNineToes: i'm saving up stickers to put on it : P
AndreaNineToes: ;-)
PAR0TT: you will have a real cool tape player in your new car
PAR0TT: no CD
AndreaNineToes: aaaaaaaaah
AndreaNineToes: if tehy're taking my car i'm getting the cd player uninstalled at best buy
PAR0TT: o yah!
PAR0TT: i guess it was a gift
AndreaNineToes: i bought 1/2 that cd player thank you very much
PAR0TT: but we thought that if you wait, well get you new stuff at birthday time
AndreaNineToes: and the speakers too
AndreaNineToes: mine
PAR0TT: cuz the car costs lots
PAR0TT: well we haven't bought anything yet so don't get too worried about it
PAR0TT: time for sleep - send updates by email
AndreaNineToes: okay
PAR0TT: say it now read it later on HOUSE OF LEM
AndreaNineToes: i wanna my speakers
AndreaNineToes: : P
PAR0TT: fine OK
PAR0TT: Hell have the sticker bomb with NO stereo
PAR0TT: the perfect love machine
AndreaNineToes: hahah
AndreaNineToes: YES
AndreaNineToes: exactly
AndreaNineToes: make him work for something
AndreaNineToes: NO HANDOUTS
PAR0TT: no not that
AndreaNineToes: whateva

AParr728: hey andrea
AndreaNineToes: hi dm
AParr728: look at your printer
AParr728: open the top
AndreaNineToes: oiuxd f;iqjthejialjkgaRE
AParr728: look at the black ink cartridge
AndreaNineToes: i tried and alli can see is 15
AParr728: what number is on itAndreaNineToes: 15 cant be the right number, can it?
AParr728: i don't know
AParr728: what printer model do you have
AndreaNineToes: i cant get into my printer very well 'cause of where teh futon is
AParr728: HP - what?
AndreaNineToes: hp psc 750
AParr728: OK - is good - I send soon - maybe Friday
AParr728: Hey, Mom has a bad cold. I wonder where those germs came from?
AParr728: that's a lot of typing
AndreaNineToes: it says "15 black c6615d 25ml"
AndreaNineToes: i'm sooooooooo siiiick
AParr728: you too, eh?
AndreaNineToes: does she hav ea cough?
AndreaNineToes: i still cant stop coughing
AParr728: I'll be your roomie doesn't mind the incessant hacking, though, Right?
AndreaNineToes: haha nope
AndreaNineToes: i took lots of medicine that helps a little
AParr728: Robitussin DM, one modest swig 30 minutes before bedtime
AParr728: I gotta go eat home-made pizza
AParr728: Tomorrow mom goes on another trip - to Tampa Florida
AndreaNineToes: dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty
AndreaNineToes: i had pasta with white stuff inside
AndreaNineToes: eewww
AndreaNineToes: okay you better eat a lot enjoy it while you can
AndreaNineToes: i guess you wont have to go eat at a cafeteria
AndreaNineToes: fine
AParr728: I'll get you some ink, I think
AndreaNineToes: okay, awesome
AndreaNineToes: i need to print lots of papers
AParr728: hi andrea, this is mom
AndreaNineToes: hi mom
AndreaNineToes: i thought you were eating dinner?
AParr728: if you are still coughing a lot, maybe you should go to the health clinic
AndreaNineToes: i'm coughing less today
AndreaNineToes: but its a really weird cold
AParr728: we are, but i wanted to mention that you could get stronger cough medicine if you need it
AParr728: it was mostly a cough when you were here
AndreaNineToes: i've been sleeping all day
AParr728: how's your breathing?
AndreaNineToes: its okay i think
AndreaNineToes: but i havent really exerted myself in any way
AndreaNineToes: its really weird like i'm soooooooo thiiiiiiirsty all the time
AndreaNineToes: i had 6 drinks at dinner
AParr728: you're taking the dayquil and nyquil?
AndreaNineToes: yah like every 6 1/2 hours
AndreaNineToes: but i feel just about the same on or off
AParr728: that might be making you thirsty, but i think you should go to the health clinic and have them give you a check up - tell them about being so thirsty too
AndreaNineToes: shoudl i take da quil before i go or try and go without?
AParr728: do you feel thirsty night and day?
AParr728: if you can go without, i would
AndreaNineToes: mmm i dunno about night, i always pass out from nyquil
AParr728: at night is fine, you need the sleep
AndreaNineToes: i was going to go down to the basement with andrea and erin and walk on the treadmill, but i fell asleep instead
AParr728: you might just try sudafed during the day, if you're not coughing all the time
AParr728: the dayquil shouldn't make you so tired
AndreaNineToes: i dont think its the dayquil
AndreaNineToes: i think its just i'm sick? maybe?
AParr728: probably so
AParr728: when someone is really thirsty all the time tho you have to think about blood sugar
AParr728: but probably just too much sudafed
AndreaNineToes: i thought maybe moving around a little would help get my endorphins or whatever moving
AParr728: if you're up to exercising, it won't hurt you
AndreaNineToes: well i havent been taking sudafed in addition to dayquil
AndreaNineToes: iiiiid probably die
AParr728: ok, i have to eat my pizza now, i just wanted to catch you in case you were heading off for the evening
AndreaNineToes: iiiiiiiim going to sit here for a while i feel
AndreaNineToes: :-)
AParr728: dad will have my hotel number in orlando if you need anything!
AndreaNineToes: bye mom!
AndreaNineToes: okay
AndreaNineToes: i think i'll be alright
AParr728: bye hon! miss you! i have to leave this im on according to dad
AndreaNineToes: bye mom! miss yout oo!

AndreaNineToes: DM
AParr728: did you have any trouble getting home?
AndreaNineToes: nope!
AndreaNineToes: the drive went well
AParr728: mom said that you were a little late
AndreaNineToes: mmm i took a bunch of stops
AParr728: my beautiful yard and paths were trashed by the stampede of 8th graders
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: i mean
AndreaNineToes: thats too bad
AndreaNineToes: better get that snowblower fired up
AParr728: we may get some more snow this week
AndreaNineToes: okay gotta go do homework
AndreaNineToes: wow thats a lot of snow
AParr728: ok - study good
AndreaNineToes: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AndreaNineToes: DM
AndreaNineToes: i will
AndreaNineToes: byebyeybbye

AParr728: andrea
AndreaNineToes: dm
AParr728: storm watch tomorrow
AParr728: possibly as much snow as the last one
AndreaNineToes: ooo
AndreaNineToes: i'll watch the weather
AndreaNineToes: now is time to get ready for class
AParr728: supposed to snow tomorrow and into the night
AndreaNineToes: i will be avaliable for chat between the hours of 11:30 a.m. and 4:45 p.m. and then again from 8 p.m. onward
AParr728: Pardon my blooper
AndreaNineToes: : P
AndreaNineToes: i cant be late for contemporary moral issues
AndreaNineToes: i might miss an important philosophy of something
AParr728: thats what i always say
AndreaNineToes: thats
AndreaNineToes: why they call youu the dirty man
AndreaNineToes: ahahahhahaaa

AParr728: andrea
AndreaNineToes: aliwjft iejg
AndreaNineToes: dirrrrrty
AndreaNineToes: man
AParr728: did you get tonights picture?
AndreaNineToes: yah i liked it
AndreaNineToes: mom and peanut are making hte same face
AndreaNineToes: so there is this huge computer virus all over butler
AParr728: the camera is good but i cant see exactly what the picyure will be, like with my film camera
AndreaNineToes: yah
AndreaNineToes: and my norton antivirus was out of date so it wouldnt have protected my computer
AParr728: i have to go by the little LCD picture
AndreaNineToes: so i uninstalled norton and installed the symantec virus protection that the school gives us for freen
AndreaNineToes: *free
AParr728: you mean you need to renew Norton?
AndreaNineToes: yes
AndreaNineToes: because although i dont have a virus, symantec doesnt let you defragment
AndreaNineToes: or have an option for defragmenting rather
AndreaNineToes: like it ONLY does virus
AParr728: I thought Norton and symantec were the same
AndreaNineToes: they are the same company
AndreaNineToes: but the symantec we get for free here doesnt have as good of a groupo
AParr728: you don't have Norton to reinstall, do you?
AParr728: you lkeft the disc here
AndreaNineToes: nope
AndreaNineToes: but i'm coming to iowa on thursday
AndreaNineToes: i'll get it then
AndreaNineToes: and bring back my monitor and subwoofer
AParr728: you can get the disc and I think get a year free. otherwise you can renew online and i'll pay
AndreaNineToes: ok
AParr728: you come thusday. great storm from north bring much snow
AParr728: make driving difficult
AndreaNineToes: really?
AndreaNineToes: if its bad i'll just go friday morning
AParr728: storm tomorrow
AParr728: end tuesady am
AParr728: check your local forecast
AndreaNineToes: i'm leaving thursday
AndreaNineToes: not tuesday
AParr728: http://www.kcrg.com/index.aspx?cat_id=123
AParr728: click "check latest storm alert forecast"
AndreaNineToes: this is what i want
AndreaNineToes: kcrg sends me emails every day
AParr728: You'll get all the latest stools
AndreaNineToes: ?
AParr728: poop
AndreaNineToes: i know what stools are
AndreaNineToes: i mean that didnt make sense
AParr728: the latest poop available via KCRG webcast
AndreaNineToes: oh i see
AParr728: i am homer tribal chief i am wearing tiny briefs
AndreaNineToes: did you look at my link or no
AParr728: i have that on the betabrite
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: they had beta brite at sams club
AndreaNineToes: cheap
AParr728: how cheap
AParr728: i'll get =you the $500 ipod in powder blue
AndreaNineToes: you can only get the mini in colors
AndreaNineToes: and tehy dont hold enough songs
AndreaNineToes: i want the 15 GB 3700 songs for $299 as opposed to 1000 songs for $249
AParr728: Mom wants to ask you some normal questions
AndreaNineToes: i'm saving up with my work money
AndreaNineToes: ok'
AParr728: lithium battery only good for 18 months big rip-off by Apple fat cats sticking it to the little guy
AParr728: under liberal media pressure Apple agrees to replece battery for $100
AParr728: see details on internet
AndreaNineToes: i've heard of that
AndreaNineToes: but the friends i know that have them love them
AndreaNineToes: thats a year and a half .... my disc mans last barely that long
AndreaNineToes: and take tons of batteries to maintain
AParr728: maybe more than 18 months
AParr728: i don't really remember
AndreaNineToes: i still want one
AndreaNineToes: i downloaded i tunes, which is the apple music player, and i like it better than windows media player
AParr728: ya but do you pay them a dollar for each tune?
AndreaNineToes: no
AndreaNineToes: i pay my own tunes
AndreaNineToes: *play
AParr728: i knew that
AndreaNineToes: and the ones i dont have .... i steal from the internet
AndreaNineToes: i mean .....
AParr728: preview
AndreaNineToes: i purchase from best buy
AndreaNineToes: right
AParr728: try here: http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=jnix22&include=0&since=-1&sort=3&rows=25
AParr728: I want the 33 inch skeleton
AParr728: or the pigeon skeleton
AndreaNineToes: i was thinking of getting my ipod cheap from ebay, but dont have a credit card so i'll probably go the old fashioned way
AndreaNineToes: that woudl be awesome
AParr728: must be careful on ebay - leave it to the pros - like me, the dirty man
AndreaNineToes: you're dirty
AndreaNineToes: you never got the bowling shoes :
AndreaNineToes: : P
AParr728: thats what i mean you have to study the feedback
AParr728: we spent $150 to get the shoes at Coral lanes
AndreaNineToes: did he have bad feedback before?
AParr728: only one
AndreaNineToes: yah plus whatever you spent on ebay
AndreaNineToes: that stinks
AParr728: then he had 4 in a row - including mine
AndreaNineToes: haha
AndreaNineToes: awesome
AParr728: i did get $57 back via a paypal grievance - they took it out of his paypal account - it was all he had in his account
AParr728: mom says i have to go
AParr728: i'll get you the Norton disc ready
AParr728: I'll get the Norton disc ready for you
AndreaNineToes: okay
AndreaNineToes: sounds good
AndreaNineToes: bye dm